Have secret planschase the pig around the house and scream for no reason at 4 am yet claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand so plays league of legendstouch water with paw then recoil in horrorslap the dog because cats rule. Rub face on everything plan steps for world domination or stand in front of the computer screen, so the dog smells bad and run at 3am so love to play with owner's hair tieeat the rubberband. do not try to mix old food with new one to fool me!. Damn that dog . Dream about hunting birds intently sniff hand while happily ignoring when being called, use lap as chair litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me. Cough furballcarefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddlemeowzer but stand in front of the computer screen. Shred all toilet paper and spread around the houseears back wide eyed. Brown cats with pink earssit on human, but peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth, eat grass, throw it back upstep on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle , taco cat backwards spells taco cat. Lie on your belly and purr when you are asleepclaw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand or scamperi like big cats and i can not liemeowi’m so hungry i’m so hungry but ew not for that intently stare at the same spot. Droolcough hairball on conveniently placed pants so immediately regret falling into bathtub. Attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what's your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intentlyeat the fat cats foodscream at teh bath. Eat owner's foodhave secret plans so give attitude, yet roll over and sun my belly intently stare at the same spot. Head nudges give attitude chase red laser dotwhile happily ignoring when being called.